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Game of Thrones Hotties

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With season 7 of Game of Thrones in full swing we thought now would be a great time to check out the talent on the show. If there’s one thing we’ve learnt so far from GOT it’s that you never get your hopes up on a hottie, because they’ll probably die a few episodes later. Although some have been known to come back to life…

So without further ado let’s take a look at who we have to swoon over in the seven kingdoms. Of course this post will contain lots of season 7 spoilers, so if you want to know nothin’ it’ll probably be best to click away now.

JON SNOW

Jon’s been wooing the hearts of GOT fans since season one and it’s easy to see why. He’s the cutest, broodiest, bravest character and he’s even come back from the dead! Now he has teamed up with Daenerys to make some White-Walker-killing plans and I don’t know about you, but I feel like there’s flirting going on.

But that’s incredibly awkward considering *SPOILER* Jon’s father is Rhaegar Targaryen, the young prince who eloped with Jon’s mother Lyanna Stark (Ned’s sister) to the Tower of Joy. Rhaegar (who died before the whole games began) is Daenerys’ older brother, SO THEREFORE, Jon is her nephew. Please just be friends.

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DICKON TARLY

If you can get past the fact he’s called “Dickon,” he’s actually pretty damn good looking. But who is this valiant solider stealing hearts on the battlefield?

Well, he’s Samwell’s brother, who first appeared in Season 6, when Sam goes to visit his family. Although, then he was played by Freddie Stroma, not the blue-eyed god Tom Hopper. We expect to see a whole lot more of him this season, particularly as it seems like he just managed to survive in a battle against the Dothraki AND a dragon. Smokin’.

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JAIME LANNISTER

If you just forget all about his incestual urges, Jaime is definitely high on the list of Game of Thrones fitties.

But, is Jaime’s time up? Did he drown at the end of the last episode? Surely not. He is the very last thing that lends any sense of humanity to Cersei, without him who knows what she might end up doing. Also, it seems like there is more the Kingslayer must do in Westeros before his time is up, so my bet is that his armour has secret armbands hidden in it.

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GREYWORM

As one of the “Unsullied,” Grey Worm (Jacob Anderson) is loyal and extremely handsome. Sure, he may be missing something vital, but if Missandei can make it work, so can we. And can we just talk about how wonderful that sex scene was!?

It was a major personal breakthrough for two former slaves who had probably never before had the freedom to be intimate with another person like this. Good job GOT creators, for producing one of the most romantic scenes in the show’s history.

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TORMUND GIANTSBANE

For those of you who like their men more rugged than Jon Snow, Tormund is an absolute dreamboat. He only has eyes for one lady though: Brienne of Tarth, and we are shipping that romance hard.

But we reckon we’ll end up pretty disappointed as the Game of Thrones writers love killing off our favourite romances, remember how Ned & Catelyn, Robb & Talisa and Jon Snow and Ygritte were all split by bloodied murder? Well, we assume this will happen again to Bormund 🙁